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Atlantis Resort, Paradise Island, The Bahamas.

The Atlantis Paradise Island is a resort and waterpark located on Paradise Island, The Bahamas.
With imagination and innovation Caribbean vacationers can only discover at Atlantis Paradise Island, the 120-foot tall Power Tower slides deliver sensory thrills unlike any other. Resort guests can take on The Abyss, a 200-foot body-slide that will send you plunging 50-feet into a lagoon .Try out The Drop. Dare The Falls or dive into The Surge, a waterslide roller coaster of twists and turns. From the iconic Mayan Temple to the ominous Power Tower to the playful Splashers Island, Aquaventure boasts more than 18 thrilling water slides for kids of all ages.
The Leap of Faith slide offers the daring and adventurous a 60 ft. almost-vertical drop from the top of the world-famous and iconic Mayan Temple, propelling riders at a tremendous speed through a clear acrylic tunnel submerged in a shark-filled lagoon.
The Atlantis Resort gave their little waterslide paradise a name - Aquaventure - and that's what the rides are all about - adventures in the water.

Gold in heaven...

"There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.
An angel heard his plea and appeared to him. 'Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you.' 
The man begged the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules. The man continued to pray that his wealth could follow him. 
The angel reappeared and informed the man that God had decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathered his largest suitcase and filled it with pure gold bars and placed it beside his bed.
Soon afterward, he died and showed up at the gates of heaven to greet St. Peter. 
St. Peter, seeing the suitcase, said, 'Hold on, you can't bring that in here!'
The man explained to St. Peter that he had permission and asked him to verify his story with the Lord. 
Sure enough, St. Peter checked it out, came back and said, 'You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through.'
St. Peter opened the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaimed, 'You brought pavement?'"

BECAUSE I AM A MAN....

-Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the AAA is not an option. I will win.

-Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers, as a form of holy communion.

-Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.

-Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.

-Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

-Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole program looking for it...though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator...(applies to engineers mainly).

-Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, hunting, sex, cars, sex, tractors, sex, fishing, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.

-Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.

-Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the film. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.

-Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

-Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2013, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest.... like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.

This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.

Pure genius!

Stupid...

Don't worry...

Change the OIL...

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.
After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.
The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?”
He answered, “You’ve got to keep that old motor running.”
The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, “You really are amazing. How do you do it?”
He again said, “You’ve got to keep the old motor running.”
The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, “You must be quite a man.”
He responded, “You’ve got to keep that old motor running.”
The nurse then said, “Well, you had better change the oil, this one’s black!”